Frequently Asked Questions



What Time Is It ?
The current time is

Where is the remote control ?
It fell down in the couch.

Where are my keys ?
They are behind the couch, or under it.

Will I ever find true happiness ?
Not if you are reading this.

Where do babies come from ?
Ask your parents this one.

What is The Meaning Of Life ?
It is a movie from Monty Python.


Here are some questions that probably don't have any answers:

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Will your answer to this question be no?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Is there another word for synonym?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?

What was Captain Hook's name before his hand was eaten off?

Since Metallica doesn't play hard rock anymore should they change their name to Aluminica?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?